When Numbers Tell the Painful Truth

That ‘ghost goal’ wasn’t just offside - Joselu was in another postcode! My models show his positioning was closer to Bilbao’s bus than the last defender.

Aerial Battle? More Like Aerial Massacre

Starting Cabrera over Lozano cost them 18cm in height - that’s basically giving Bilbao a ladder! No wonder they won 73% of headers.

Substitution Strategy: Mystery Box Edition

Pulling Darder (4.3 xGChain/90) was like unplugging your computer during an update. And those late fullback changes? Might as well have sent them on in wheelchairs.

Data doesn’t lie folks - this was a tactical car crash. Anyone got an algorithm to explain these decisions?

Espanyol vs Bilbao: Data Bicara Lebih Keras!

Kalian lihat pertandingan tadi malam? Joselu yang biasanya jago menghindari offside kali ini kebobolan juga, 2,3 yard offside! Kayaknya dia lupa bawa penggaris. 😂

Dan keputusan pelatih Diego Martínez? Ganti pemain malah bikin xG anjlok dari 0,78 ke 0,32. Kalo gitu mending ganti pelatihnya sekalian deh!

Yang paling lucu, Bilbao menang 73% duel udara. Espanyol kayak main bulu tangkis di lapangan sepakbola!

Data-datanya jelas banget: ini bukan sekedar kekalahan, tapi masterclass dalam cara kalah. Kalian setuju? Atau ada yang mau bela Espanyol? 😏

গোলের গণিতে ফেল মার্কা!

জোসেলুর অফসাইড পজিশন দেখে মনে হচ্ছে সে GPS নকল করেছে! ২.৩ গজ অফসাইড? এটা কোনো স্ট্রাইকার নাকি রিকশাওয়ালার পজিশনিং? 😂

ডিফেন্সের নামে বিপর্যয়

কাবরেরাকে দিয়ে লোজানোকে বেঞ্চে বসানো? কোচ সাহেব নিশ্চয় ফিফা মোবাইল গেম খেলছেন! এর চেয়ে তো আমাদের বাংলাদেশি টিমের ডিফেন্সও ভালো!

আপনাদের কি মনে হয় নাকি এস্পানিওল আসলে ‘এক্সপেক্টেড গোল’ বুঝতেই পারে না? কমেন্টে জানান! #গোলের_গণিত

O gol fantasma que definiu o jogo

Joselu estava tão fora de jogo que quase marcou no Campeonato Carioca! 2,3 jardas de diferença - isso não é erro de linha, é falta de atenção mesmo.

Defesa virou roda-gigante

Trocar Lozano por Cabrera foi como mandar um zagueiro do Flamengo marcar o Haaland. 18cm a menos de altura e 73% de duelos aéreos perdidos - matemática básica do fracasso!

Substituições para esquecer

Tirar Darder (4.3 xGChain/90) foi como o Vasco trocando de técnico: só piora a situação. E deixar os laterais até o 79’? Até eu cansava só de ver!

Dados não mentem: essa foi uma derrota encomendada pelo Excel. Alguém avisa o técnico que Copa do Rei não é amistoso pré-temporada?