Argentina’s passing stats are so low it’s not football—it’s a haunted spreadsheet. They don’t pass the ball… they dream about it. Meanwhile, Brazil turns possession into a slow jazz routine while sipping espresso and winning titles. I’ve seen it: 1.4 passes before shooting? That’s not skill—it’s existential dread wrapped in data-driven silence.

So tell me… is this tactics or just therapy? 🤔 (And yes—we should stop glorifying long balls. Sometimes courage is measured by patience… and caffeine.)