So Argentina’s passing game? Still basically ‘kick it into space and hope someone catches it.’ 🤯 Data says they average just 1.4 passes per possession—less than your average TikTok dance trend! Meanwhile, Brazil’s building up like chess masters while we’re out here playing soccer and dodgeball.

Turns out courage isn’t always about how far you kick—it’s about patience. Who knew?

Anyone else tired of seeing Lautaro Martínez running full speed into dead ends? Drop a 🔥 if you’ve seen enough of these ‘long-ball heroes’!