Lionel Messi's 37 Final Goals: Breaking Down His Favorite Victims (Real Madrid, Sevilla & Bilbao Beware)

Lionel Messi’s Final Frontier: 37 Goals That Defined An Era
The Three Teams That Couldn’t Handle Finals Messi
Let’s be clear - when the stakes were highest, these clubs became Lionel Messi’s personal punching bags:
- Real Madrid (6 goals) - That 2011 Supercopa de España hat-trick still gives Ramos nightmares
- Sevilla (7 goals combined) - Victimized across UEFA Super Cup and Copa del Rey
- Athletic Bilbao (9 goals) - Their high defensive line in cup finals was borderline charitable
By The Numbers: Tournament Breakdown
Competition | Goals | Notable Victims |
---|---|---|
Supercopa de España | 6 | Real Madrid (6) |
Copa del Rey | 8 | Bilbao (6), Sevilla (1) |
UEFA Super Cup | 3 | Sevilla (2), Porto (1) |
Why These Teams? The Tactical Vulnerability
Having studied hundreds of hours of footage, three patterns emerge:
- High defensive lines - Bilbao’s insistence on playing upfield was suicidal against Messi’s diagonal runs
- Man-marking failures - Sevilla kept assigning single defenders to shadow him… bad idea
- Big-game nerves - Madrid’s tendency to overcommit in Clásico finals left channels exposed
As I told my Northwestern stats class last semester: “If you let Messi smell blood in a final, you’re already down 2-0 mentally.”
The One That Got Away
Surprisingly, Messi only scored twice against French opponents in finals (both vs PSG). Maybe that’s why Mbappé always looks so cheerful during pre-match handshakes.
Data sources: Opta via StatMuse, cross-referenced with my own tracking since 2009
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Messi, Sang Pembantai Final
Lionel Messi bukan cuma pemain hebat, dia adalah algojo di laga final! Real Madrid, Sevilla, dan Bilbao jadi korban favoritnya. Bayangkan, 6 gol untuk Madrid di Supercopa 2011 sampai Ramos masih mimpi buruk!
Statistik Menakutkan
- 37 gol di final
- Bilbao ‘beramal’ 9 gol buat Messi
- Sevilla kena 7 gol di berbagai kompetisi
Kalo ketemu Messi di final, mending langsung nyerah aja! Kalian setuju gak? 😆

فائنلز کا بادشاہ میسی!
جب بات فائنل کی ہو تو میسی کو روکنا ناممکن ہے۔ ریئل میڈرڈ، سیویلا اور بیلباؤ نے اپنی آنکھوں سے دیکھ لیا کہ وہ کیسے میسی کے گولز کا شکار بنے۔ خاص طور پر بیلباؤ نے تو اپنی دفاعی لائن کو ایسے کھولا جیسے خیرات کر رہے ہوں!
اعداد و شمار کی چٹخارہ دار کہانی
- ریئل میڈرڈ: 6 گول (2011 کا ہیٹ ٹرک اب بھی راموس کے خوابوں میں خلل ڈالتا ہے)
- سیویلا: 7 گول (یو ای ایف اے سپر کپ اور کوپا ڈیل رے میں یکساں طور پر مار کھائی)
- بیلباؤ: 9 گول (ان کی بلند دفاعی لائن میسی کے لیے دعوتِ عام تھی)
کیا آپ بھی میسی کے فائنلز میں کارناموں پر حیران ہیں؟ بتائیں آپ کے خیال میں میسی کا سب سے یادگار فائنل گول کون سا تھا؟

El rey de las finales
Con 37 goles en finales, Messi no solo es el mejor del mundo, ¡es el peor enemigo de Real Madrid, Sevilla y Bilbao!
Datos que duelen:
- 6 goles al Madrid (ese hat-trick en la Supercopa aún duele)
- 9 a Bilbao (¿su defensa alta era una invitación?)
- 7 al Sevilla (¡pobre equipo!)
Como buen argentino, Leo convierte las finales en tangos: pasos elegantes y remate letal. ¿Cuál fue tu gol favorito? ¡Comenta!
#Messi #Finales #Fútbol
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