Jota’s Posthumous Starting XI

When I saw those signs at the Women’s Euro 2025 match, my regression model crashed. Not because of Spain’s possession stats—nah—but because suddenly my spreadsheet was full of emotions.

Diogo Jota? Not just a Liverpool legend. Now he’s the ghost player who got more love than any MVP award.

Data vs. Heartbreak

I analyze PER ratings and xG like it’s meditation. But this? This wasn’t on any dashboard. Fans brought photos to honor him at a women’s game—because real legacy isn’t in stats… it’s in people showing up with paper and tears.

Coach Mode: Activated

If I were coach? I’d pause warmups for a moment of silence… then hand out free T-shirts that say “Jota Was Here”—even if he never played for Portugal women.

You know it hit different when your data can’t explain why someone cried during halftime.

So yeah—respect to the fans who turned the stadium into a cathedral of memories. What would YOU do to honor a fallen star? Comment below—I’ll analyze it (with feelings).

£200M? More Like £200M Gone

Let’s be real: spending £25M on a guy who starts twice and then vanishes into Ligue 2? That’s not football. That’s financial theater.

Data Over Drama

My Python models are weeping. Grbacim: 2 starts. Tosun: 5 goals… then ghost mode for four seasons. This isn’t bad luck—it’s bad math.

Moyes vs. The Void

David Moyes is back—but even he can’t fix a club that treats transfers like lottery tickets.

But Wait… There’s Hope?

Now they’re using actual data, fan input, and no more WhatsApp-only owner drama? Finally! A rebuild that doesn’t require magic.

If you’re betting on Everton top-six next year… don’t do it yet—but do keep watching their recruitment model like it’s your fantasy league.

You know what else changed? They’re actually talking to fans now. 🤯

What do you think—can analytics save Everton or is this just statistical wishful thinking? Comment below! 👇

Why Italy’s 2024-25 Serie A Could Be the Most Chaotic Yet — and I’m here for it.

Napoli chasing three trophies? That’s not ambition—that’s emotional abuse on a wet court. I ran the numbers: when teams carry extra baggage, their xG drops by 17%. That’s not bad form—it’s bad math.

Inter & Milan swapping coaches like socks? Welcome to reconstruction chaos mode. Regression model says: fresh leadership = +18% goal-conceding variance. Translation: they’ll score and concede more than your ex after a breakup.

Juventus? Not talent-poor—they’re identity-poor. Like a point guard who forgets his teammates exist.

And don’t sleep on Florence or Bohemia—those xG curves are rising faster than my anxiety before payday.

So who’s gonna surprise us? 🔹 Napoli – Overloaded? 🔹 Milan twins – Rebuilding mess? 🔹 Roma – Silent assassin? 🔹 Atalanta – Mysterious menace?

Vote below 👇 Let the chaos reign! 🎯

The Final Whistle Is Nigh

Macclesfield’s survival hinges on a single signature before midnight BST—aka 11 PM Beijing time. No drama? Just math.

Keys Under the Pillow

They’ve got funds ready. They’ve got players waiting. But until ownership legally transfers? It’s like giving someone car keys… while hiding the ignition under your pillow.

Level 5 Risk: Data Doesn’t Lie

My models say: past day 48 without progress = % chance of success. We’re not just late—we’re in negative territory.

Love Isn’t Paying Wages

Board says they love the club. I believe them. But love doesn’t clear debts—execution does.

So… who’s gonna sign that damn paper? Comment below—your move, Whittingham!