2亿镑打水漂?埃弗顿重建之路:莫耶斯能否终结浪费循环?

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200 Million Pounds Down the Drain?
Let me be blunt: £200 million in player signings, only to lose them all for free? That’s not bad luck. That’s a statistical nightmare. As someone who builds models for NBA and MLB teams, I’ve seen bad ROI before—but nothing like this.
Everton spent over £188 million on eight players who walked out the door without a penny. Add in Michael Keane potentially leaving too, and we’re flirting with £215 million in pure capital loss. In business terms? That’s bankruptcy-level recklessness.
But here’s what fascinates me: this isn’t just about money—it’s about process. The club had no strategy, no long-term vision, just short-term ‘buy big’ panic cycles.
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The Data Behind the Drama
Let’s run some numbers:
- £25M for Grbacim: 2 Premier League starts. Free move to French Ligue 2 after four years.
- £27M for Tosun: 5 goals in first 14 games… then zero starts over next four seasons.
- £25M for Boras: Only one full season of consistent play before being loaned out five times.
That’s not an outlier—it’s a pattern. And as anyone who uses SQL or Python knows: garbage data in = garbage decisions out.
Now contrast that with O’Brien at £16M (bought back from profit on Onana) or Ndidi at <£17M—both now key players. These are wins because they were data-informed, not ego-driven purchases.
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Moyes Returns—But Is He Enough?
David Moyes is back—for his second stint at Goodison Park. At first glance, it looks like he’s coming to fix chaos. But let me ask you: when your last manager was fired mid-season while barely speaking to owners via WhatsApp (yes, really), how do you rebuild trust?
What surprises me most is that the club has ditched the Football Director role—no more single-person command centers. Now it’s a team-led system under CEO Kinnear: analysts, scouts, ops experts—all working together using real metrics.
Finally! A structure even my stats models could respect.
And yes—I’m joking about my models being sentient—but if you’re running football decisions based on gut feel alone? You’re already behind the curve.
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The Real Rebuild Starts Off-the-Pitch
You know what else changed? Fans are now part of meetings again—with advisory boards getting input directly from leadership. No more ‘text-only’ communication from bosses who never showed up at training sessions.
This isn’t just PR fluff—it reflects cultural change grounded in transparency and accountability. And guess what? Transparency works best when backed by data.
So here’s my take: Moyes won’t win trophies by himself—he needs players ready to buy into structure, discipline… and analytics-driven roles. The new squad won’t be built on flashy names but on measurable fit-for-purpose profiles across defense, midfield depth, and goal-scoring potential—especially up front where they’ve been toothless for years.
They’re tracking Terno Baré from Villarreal—someone who scored against France U21s while playing under pressure conditions similar to Premier League intensity levels (hello again: regression analysis).
** P.S.: If you’re betting on Everton making top-six next year… don’t do it yet—but do keep watching their recruitment model closely.
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200M en fumée ?
C’est pas un cauchemar statistique… c’est un budget de vacances à la Everton !
8 joueurs pour 188M £ ? Et tous partis gratis comme des baguettes abandonnées au métro ?
On dirait que leur recrutement suit une logique : « Plus on paie cher, plus on perd vite ». Sauf que Moyes revient… avec une équipe de data-scouts et un conseil d’administration qui enfin parle aux supporters.
Alors oui, les résultats ne viendront pas du jour au lendemain. Mais au moins, cette fois-ci, ils utilisent des modèles… pas juste leur intuition après trois bières.
Vous croyez encore à un top-6 l’année prochaine ? Non. Mais suivez le modèle : il pourrait bien être le seul à sauver le club.
Et vous ? Vous pariez sur la science ou sur le flair ? 🤔

200 Juta Pound Buang Sia-sia?
Klub sepak bola paling mahal di dunia? Tidak—ini Everton! Bayar £200 juta buat pemain, eh malah gratisan keluar. Mau ngomong apa lagi?
Grbacim cuma 2 pertandingan, Tosun cetak 5 gol lalu hilang seperti nasi goreng yang kecebur air.
Yang paling lucu: Moyes kembali… tapi siapa yang ngatur data? Sekarang ada tim analitik! Bukan lagi ‘gut feeling’, tapi pakai SQL dan Python—aku jadi pengin ikut latihan!
Tapi serius: kalau mau juara, jangan beli bintang fiktif. Harus data yang jujur.
Kalian percaya Everton bisa masuk top-6 tahun depan? Atau kita lihat dulu model rekrutmen mereka?
Comment di bawah—siapa yang lebih gila: pemain atau manajemen? 😂

£200M? More Like £200M Gone
Let’s be real: spending £25M on a guy who starts twice and then vanishes into Ligue 2? That’s not football. That’s financial theater.
Data Over Drama
My Python models are weeping. Grbacim: 2 starts. Tosun: 5 goals… then ghost mode for four seasons. This isn’t bad luck—it’s bad math.
Moyes vs. The Void
David Moyes is back—but even he can’t fix a club that treats transfers like lottery tickets.
But Wait… There’s Hope?
Now they’re using actual data, fan input, and no more WhatsApp-only owner drama? Finally! A rebuild that doesn’t require magic.
If you’re betting on Everton top-six next year… don’t do it yet—but do keep watching their recruitment model like it’s your fantasy league.
You know what else changed? They’re actually talking to fans now. 🤯
What do you think—can analytics save Everton or is this just statistical wishful thinking? Comment below! 👇
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